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San Andreas Trailer

The Rock is an asskicker. Put someone or something in front of him, and he’ll kick its ass. Stone Cold Steve Austin? A franchise with diminishing box office returns? He’s ready to handle anything, including, apparently, an earthquake. Directed by Brad Peyton, the film follows The Rock and his ex-wife Carla Gugino in the aftermath of an earthquake that rips apart California. He’s a helicopter pilot, and they decide to travel from Los Angeles to San Francisco to save their daughter, played by Alexandra Daddario. Trust me, you remember her from True Detective. It reportedly cost about $100 million to make, and judging by these graphics, it looks like the money was well spent. As with most disaster pictures, San Andreas targets – and topples – California (to the haunting tones of the famous "California Dreamin" by The Mamas and the Papas). The Rock grimaces and shouts as a savior diving into action when the big one hits. We see the Hollywood sign fall. We see ripples scream through downtown Los Angeles. We get a hint of the threat to San Francisco. And then the mother of all warnings arrives. Paul Giamatti, playing some kind of seismic expert, warns the East Coast that even though this is happening to the Golden State, they aren’t safe, either.