The Bad Girl of Comedy Gets Candid: Luenell Brings the Heat On & Off the Stage
Cecilia Smith | 11/27/2018, 11:12 p.m.
It’s a November evening in Houston, yet the air is deceptively mild, as a small line begins to form outside of the Houston Improv. Weaving through the crowd and into the building - conversations fade in and out - with some eagerly remembering past shows, and others just ready for a good laugh.
Walking by a poster of the headliner one can’t help but notice that signature blonde haircut, a short style that suits the self-proclaimed “Bad Girl of Comedy.” Yes, tonight is all about Luenell. Inside its bursting with noise as seats fill quickly, the crowd is alive and ready for what most are - already anticipating - will be a great show. Finding a seat, servers hustle from table-to-table before the lights finally dim.
Taking the temperature of the crowd, the host kicks the night off before introducing comedian and character Sister Quintella Caldwell, who easily commands the stage with an infectious laugh and a walker. Yes, you read that right. A proud member of “Jezebel Missionary”, the set flows as Caldwell quizzes, “I’m 87-years-old, what the fuck is pastor gone do to me?”
Finally it’s time for Luenell; the veteran comedienne and actress seen in everything from BET’s Comic View to appearances on The Middle, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Tony Rock Project, Californication - and films like Borat, Taken 2, the Think Like a Man series, animated hit Translyvania and more.
Vibrant and boisterous, she enters the stage with a smile and a shot of Patron, leaving a lemon wedge to fend for itself inside of the shot-glass. Soon the crowd gets comfortable while she weaves stories with undeniable humor, like the time she tried to “save” a group of Black and Latino shoe-shine boys.
“I’m from East Oakland, you know I don’t give a damn,” she jokes.
Later she exits the stage to a loud, round of applause; her famous blonde hair bobbing from the stage, down the stairs and into the lobby, where she’ll spend roughly the next 30 minutes signing autographs and taking pictures with waiting fans. The 50-something-year old comedienne is on a roll, cracking jokes without missing a beat not long before she’ll take the stage and do it all again. Finally, a new crowd begins to form outside of the building, silently signaling that it’s time to head backstage.
Now moving quickly through the empty theater, we pass seats that will soon be full again, following her into a room near the back of the building. Relaxed yet sharp, she eyes the room before deciding on a black, leather sofa in the center of the room. Not far away is Sister Quintella, who sits in a chair still in full character, clutching one of her signature church fans.
“Not crazy on the queso, like watch them yourself. Imma hold you responsible,” Luenell tells the young waitress with a smile before adding, “You guys got any coffee or anything like that? With Baileys.”
“Ooh, that sounds good,” Quintella chimes in.