Lake Jackson, TX (September 10, 2018) Larry Fedora of North Carolina is the SwampButt Underwear (www.swampbutt.com) ‘College Football Coach On The Hot Seat’ for week two of the college football season. Fedora overcame stiff competition from Arizona coach Kevin Sumlin who two weeks running lost to ‘the cougars’; the first from BYU and the second belonging to Houston. The ‘quality’ of competition put Fedora over the top.

Did He Really Say That?

At ACC Media Day, North Carolina head football coach Larry Fedora told reporters that the reason the U.S. won wars was because of football. Who could imagine that a man with that kind of insight would ‘lead’ his Tar Heels to an 0-2 start with the latest loss to hapless East Carolina? Just about everyone? Really?

ECU Is Terrible And So Is?

To put this loss in perspective, consider that East Carolina was expected to be among the worst teams in FBS and to prove it, lost to North Carolina A&T the week before. “I thought North Carolina A&T was a phone company,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman Nick Heraldson. “But it dawned on me that a phone company would not need a football team, even in a place like North Carolina.”

When Is Basketball Season?

Fedora enjoyed a good bit of success when he coached at Southern Miss and has a winning record at North Carolina. But the ‘heels have not played for a championship since 2015 and are following a season where they were 3-9. The Carolina faithful are checking their calendars to see when basketball season starts.

Stuff Larry Fedora Thinks

Fedora also endured an unforced error last July when he openly questioned the validity of studies that link head trauma in football to a condition known as CTE, a degenerative brain disease that often starts after repeated head trauma. “The link between head trauma and Coach Fedora’s abilities are comedy gold,” Heraldson said. “But the (SwampButt Underwear) owners told me not to ‘go there’ so I didn’t.”

As previously cited above, in late July of this year, Fedora shared an anecdote detailing a conversation he had with an unnamed three-star general who credited the superiority of the U.S. military to the fact that most soldiers have played football in some capacity; a trait not shared by other fighting forces around the world. “Fedora is like someone who always finds a way to embarrass you, even when it seems impossible,” Heraldson said. “He reminds me of the character Michael Scott from television’s The Office. Cringeworthy.”

More accurately, Larry Fedora make $2.3 million a year to coach football at a state funded university. His team lost to the first two opponents and have now lost to ECU twice. How does anyone get paid that kind of money and deliver so little value? Simple. Larry Fedora is an evil genius.

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